Help me get hits!

Please help me get hits and followers! :D If you make a post on your blog about it, comment to tell me, I'll make sure you're not a liar liar plants for hire(HAHA GEEK) and I will either write a poem or a story on the topic of your choice or I will draw a picture of what you want me to. It would be EXTREMELY helpful! THANK YOU AND PEACE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AND OTHER NATIONS! :D